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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour primary skill is pretending to like people who annoy you.
Professional glad-hander and master of the vague follow-up.
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Perfect charm, zero awkward small talk.
glub.youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-OS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect composure during PR crises
You facilitate cross-functional alignment and represent company interests in high-level stakeholder meetings and networking events.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which drink the CEO hates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your tone and vocabulary are logged for personality synthesis.
Month 3
The AI drafts all your post-meeting follow-up messages automatically.
Month 7
A video model represents you in low-stakes virtual syncs.
Month 13
Algorithms identify and invite the most valuable partners for you.
Month 19 · D-Day
A screen in a pod handles the conversation more politely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Average handshake duration
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Fake smiles per hour
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