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Will AI replace Corporate Antitrust Lawyer jobs? · Latest report #ctgvnsmb
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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour billable hours are just expensive data entry for our algorithm.
Senior associate, biller of minutes, reader of fine print.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents scan all discovery files for risks in seconds.
Month 7
Algorithms draft standard antitrust filings based on historical data patterns.
Month 15
Predictive software calculates the exact optimal settlement for every case.
Year 1.9
Firms stop hiring associates as machines handle all document heavy-lifting.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Human partners exist only to sign what the machine generates.
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