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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsMoving rows in spreadsheets until the heat death of your desk.
Professional filler of template cells for absent middle managers.
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Data flow without the human friction
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automates quarterly reporting while you take lunch
You spend all day copy-pasting data between internal systems and attending endless status calls to justify your existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing at all.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Email sorting agents handle your inbox and delete irrelevant status updates.
Month 9
Automated pipelines link the legacy systems you used to manually bridge.
Month 18
AI slide generators scrap your manual formatting and update deck content.
Year 2.3
Algorithms handle standard sign-offs, making your gatekeeping role entirely obsolete.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The server room powers down your profile to save on electricity costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Emails ignored daily
6
Hours spent waiting for approval
118
Spreadsheet tabs open
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company branded mug.
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