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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are paid six figures to become a human optical character scanner.
Senior Associate (Expert at changing fonts in Word files)
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Turning litigation into a background process.
help!youAI▸ LEXI-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in every contract automatically
You draft endless legal contracts and research obscure case precedents all night long. You document every billable minute.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a partner is having a breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI templates replace manual drafting of standard merger documents.
Month 5
Machine vision models scan and flag relevant discovery evidence instantly.
Month 10
Automated billing software removes the need for manual hourly logging.
Month 15
Smart software automatically formats all your legal citations perfectly.
Month 21 · D-Day
Junior and senior legal roles are consolidated into one software suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Zero
Billable hours per cycle
1000x human
Document review speed
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