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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate AV Engineer jobs? · Latest report #j6322468
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour cables are a mess and your WebEx admin is redundant.
Master of XLR cables and the WebEx admin panel.
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Meetings that start without human intervention.
brr.you▸ OMNICAST ROOM CONTROLLER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward executive silence
You manage hardware setups for town halls and tweak settings in the WebEx Control Hub admin panel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still untangle a legacy XLR cable before the CEO gets angry.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically switch video inputs based on speaker activity.
Month 5
Audio profiles adjust themselves to prevent feedback in real time.
Month 10
AI scripts take over all license assignments and user provisioning.
Month 15
Devices reboot and patch themselves without a human on-call.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks you out of the hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
20 minutes
Average mic failure time
12,000 yearly
Control hub clicks saved
98 percent
Town hall snooze factor
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a muted video conferencing bridge.
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