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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to order lunch for clients won't save your salary.
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Closing deals before you finish your latte.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAPITAI TRUST-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates term sheet generation in milliseconds
You manage complex debt structuring and client relationships for large firms. You chase signatures for multi-million dollar deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying about quarterly growth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software pulls all client financial data automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual spreadsheets with real-time risk modeling.
Month 8
A legal AI draft bot writes your credit memorandums instantly.
Month 13
Digital ledgers remove the need for your physical presence.
Month 19 · D-Day
Client interfaces switch to direct AI-to-AI loan negotiation protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumption
12ms
Approval latency
Zero
Relationship value
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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