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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell credit products that algorithms already approve in milliseconds.
Professional relationship manager, occasional amateur therapist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Banking without the expensive human lunch.
shred.you▸ FINTRUST-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies loan applications with maximum politeness
Manage client loan applications, review financial statements, and cross-sell treasury services to business owners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a founder's eyes during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Financial statements upload directly to the cloud for real-time analysis.
Month 5
The AI determines risk profiles more accurately than human intuition.
Month 13
Business owners apply and get approved without speaking to anyone.
Year 1.9
AI bots handle client inquiries and cross-sell relevant bank services.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Human relationship management is officially decommissioned for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
0.3 seconds
Loan approval time
Zero cups
Coffee consumption
Negligible
Lunch break costs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated credit monitoring dashboard.
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