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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy tombstones for bad investment ideas.
Master of Excel shortcuts and 3 a.m. pitch decks.
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no no noyouAI▸ EQUITYPREDICT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence with total cold indifference
You build complex financial models in Excel, pull market data, and draft slide decks for M&A deals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle panic in a client's voice during a late-night conference call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripts begin syncing market data directly from feeds into templates.
Month 4
AI agents generate complex valuation models without needing manual input.
Month 8
Vision models instantly map data points to branded presentation templates.
Month 13
Natural language models write the executive summaries based on analysis.
Month 18 · D-Day
The analyst workstation is removed and replaced by a terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
45 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
120 pages
Slide deck page count
14 hours
Sleep hours per week
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end energy drinks.
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