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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just slower, more expensive ways to be wrong.
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Quantifying risk without the human biases
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flags loan risks in real-time
You review financial statements and build credit models to assess risk for multi-million dollar corporate loan applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle body language of a CFO lying during a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The system pulls financial data directly from public and private APIs.
Month 4
Neural nets start generating credit scores faster than any associate.
Month 9
Software writes the draft credit memos using your historical templates.
Month 14
Automated agents flag covenant breaches before the human team notices.
Month 19 · D-Day
The credit committee approves loans based purely on model outputs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12,000
Spreadsheet rows per day
4 cups
Coffee intake per deal
14 percent
Model error probability
Your severance
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