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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to make meetings slightly longer is officially a legacy feature.
Senior Manager (mostly Excel, occasionally actual human empathy)
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Superior risk assessment without the expensive lunch.
squeeze.youAI▸ CREDITDECISION CORE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates approval for high-risk loan structures
You manage client relationships, review complex credit memos, and oversee deal structuring for corporate entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern genuine business desperation from mere quarterly spreadsheet fatigue during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce your standard credit memos in seconds.
Month 5
Real-time feeds replace the hours spent manually formatting sheets.
Month 13
Adaptive algorithms detect credit risks faster than any human.
Year 1.9
Decisions are finalized by consensus-driven logic engines.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
78 percent
Time spent in meetings
1200 hourly
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Your severance
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