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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsA glorified calendar manager with a pension plan and too much ego.
Professional meeting-attendee and PowerPoint enthusiast.
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The board prefers our quarterly earnings projections.
oof.youAI▸ CAPITAI STRATEGY SUITE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates market volatility faster than your ego
You spend all day closing deals with CEOs and reviewing risk reports. Your job is mostly golf and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually read a panicked client's facial expression during a multi-billion dollar boardroom meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents book your meetings without needing your approval.
Month 8
Pattern matching algorithms identify credit risks before you finish coffee.
Month 20
AI presents the quarterly performance data directly to shareholders.
Year 2.6
The bank mandates AI-only approval for all standard corporate loans.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
A single server replaces your office, your assistant, and your bonus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too much
Average lunch budget
unsustainable
Coffee-to-deal ratio
94%
Percent time in meetings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a golf resort in Florida.
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