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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsTrading your soul for a slide deck nobody ever reads.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet decorator.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ VP-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates due diligence in six seconds
You manage client relationships and pitch complex debt structures. Then you spend all night formatting PowerPoint alignment errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a client stops being interested in the proposal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software generates your pitch decks in seconds from market data.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual Excel risk modeling with real-time updates.
Month 10
An agent handles your client correspondence using your historic tone.
Month 15
Virtual avatars take over your recurring client sync meetings.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the client portfolio management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
482
Slides created per deal
3.8
Average sleep hours
18
Client golf handicap
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lukewarm company mug.
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