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Will AI replace Corporate CEO jobs? · Latest report #9swgd63b
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsCongratulations, you successfully automated yourself out of your own job.
Professional visionary, slightly prone to existential AI dread.
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Decisions without the inconvenient ego.
brr.you▸ EXECUBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes corporate vision into cold, hard logic
You manage complex organizational systems and make high-level decisions. A specialized decision-engine will handle this better.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually quite good at convincing people that you are a genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 5
Your board meetings are now handled by a chat interface.
Month 13
The AI generates quarterly roadmaps that nobody actually reads.
Month 21
We feed your past emails into a predictive model.
Year 2.6
The bot starts signing your memos with perfect inflection.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your credentials are revoked for the sake of efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Annual Strategy Hours
Nanoseconds
Decision Latency
Zero
Ego Coefficient
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very private island.
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