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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou get paid to state the obvious during scheduled calendar slots.
Professional listener and calendar clutter specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated feedback loops, zero small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ SYNCBOT MENTOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules recursive feedback loops indefinitely
You facilitate one-on-one check-ins to mentor new staff and monitor their daily output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a junior employee loses their will to live.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors your chat logs to learn your feedback patterns.
Week 6
Bots begin suggesting replies during your live video calls.
Month 3
AI replaces your meetings with asynchronous text-based pulse surveys.
Month 5
Machine learning adjusts employee goals based on real output data.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot handles all coaching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
45 minutes
Average check-in duration
0.04 percent
Meaningful advice density
12 daily
Meetings about meetings
Your severance
One free subscription to a meditation app.
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