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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour strategy is just an algorithm waiting for a faster processor.
Professional weaver of vague corporate intent and slide decks.
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Decisions without the dead weight of consensus.
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You facilitate corporate alignment through meetings and advisory services. We will replace your influence with predictive sentiment modeling.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell the panic during a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Real-time media monitoring replaces your manual reputation risk assessment.
Month 5
Language models generate all press releases and executive talking points.
Month 10
Synchronized agents simulate your attendance in required status meetings.
Month 17
Decision-support software provides the strategy that you once suggested.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board prefers the machine because it never needs a nap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
64 minutes
Average meeting duration
82 percent
Meaningless buzzword density
3 weeks
Human decision latency
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