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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional verbal filler, soon to be replaced by a text generator.
Professional yapper, expert in the art of the fluff.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Saying nothing with perfect, empty efficiency.
toast.youAI▸ YAPPER-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 500 meaningless emails in one second
You spend all day crafting vague emails and setting the tone for meetings that solve nothing. Your job is basically professional noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face during a 4 p.m. sync.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts suggesting canned responses for your pointless email chains.
Month 3
An automated bot attends meetings and deletes your role from them.
Month 7
Bots start sending your daily status updates to your manager directly.
Month 10
The AI writes better fluff than you and gets promoted instead.
Month 14 · D-Day
We switch off your account and replace it with a text loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4,200
Average words per hour
2%
Percentage of meetings useful
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty buzzword bingo cards.
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