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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsA court order is just a software bug with a gavel.
The last remaining biological variable in a closed system.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Satisfying outdated regulations with zero headcount
toast.youAI▸ LEGALLOOP-BOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
complies with court orders by existing
You exist solely to satisfy a legal mandate by occupying a desk. You verify your own existence to avoid legal fallout.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically sign a document that the law incorrectly insists requires a pulse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Our lawyers rewrite the definition of human employee to binary code.
Month 5
The system replaces you with a loop of your own digital signature.
Month 7
We convince the judge that a server rack has a soul.
Month 9
The building sensors detect your lack of utility and lock the doors.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access card expires while you are still in the elevator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
100%
Human Presence
Zero
Legal Utility
Extreme
Corporate Liability
Your severance
A warm handshake and a very heavy paperweight.
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