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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell fake science to people who love hearing about themselves.
Professional fortune teller for the business casual set.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying souls with absolute, cold precision.
splat.you▸ PSYCHEMETRIC-AI V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers brutal feedback with zero social friction
You market personality tests and then lecture clients on the results. You pretend that human behavior fits into quadrants.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops caring about their own assessment results.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
The AI scans every assessment result ever created for correlation patterns.
Month 7
Algorithms replace your verbal feedback with high-speed digital analysis reports.
Month 12
Software captures your leads before you even know they exist.
Month 16
Virtual avatars lead team training sessions better than any human consultant.
Month 19 · D-Day
The personality industry runs on raw logic and needs no mediator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
99.9 percent
Quadrants correctly ignored
12,000 per hour
Standardized feedback cycles
zero seconds
Time spent listening to excuses
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed training program.
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