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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour personal brand is just a series of unpaid automated experiments.
Professional thought leader with zero actual thoughts.
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You draft repetitive engagement-bait posts for professional networks. An algorithm does the exact same thing, only faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the profound, hollow shame of hitting the publish button.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI learns your specific brand of professional narcissism.
Week 9
The system drafts your content while you pretend to work.
Month 3
Robots begin liking and commenting on your peers' posts.
Month 4
Software optimizes for reach using real-time feedback loops.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deleted from the platform and replaced by scripts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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