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Will AI replace Corporate Copywriter jobs? · Latest report #2rjtsqrq
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour ability to make bad products sound exciting is already obsolete.
Expert at dressing up mediocrity in fancy adjectives.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning soul-crushing facts into glossy lies.
glub.youAI▸ BUZZGEN-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless slogans at lightspeed
You draft marketing emails and website blurbs. You rewrite slogans until they lose all remaining meaning.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a headline stops feeling human and starts feeling cynical.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
The AI learns your brand voice by scraping all previous drafts.
Week 6
Routine product descriptions are now generated by language models.
Month 3
The software suggests edits directly to stakeholders without your input.
Month 5
Your access to the CMS is revoked after a performance review.
Month 6 · D-Day
The brand voice remains consistent while you leave the building.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.2
Buzzwords per sentence
8
Hours spent deleting words
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a thesaurus.
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