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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou read spreadsheets until your eyes glaze over; we just do math.
Professional spreadsheet monkey for bank risk departments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
No human bias, just raw profit data
nom.you▸ CREDIMAX RISKENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags bad debt before the board meets
You assess business loan risk by reviewing financial statements and industry data. Then you write long rejection memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying during a conference call better than software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts pull audit files directly from borrower portals.
Month 5
Vision models parse unstructured financial PDFs into normalized data tables.
Month 10
An AI agent calculates the probability of default in milliseconds.
Month 15
A language model drafts the credit decision and rationale documents.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system auto-approves or denies loans without any human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
450
Memos written yearly
3 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
15%
Time spent looking for files
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one spreadsheet template.
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