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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsBuying companies is just reading pitch decks until you die.
Expert in EMEA markets, mostly just moving money around.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite deal flow at zero sweat.
help!you▸ DEALSDONE CORE-S▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters ten thousand pitch decks in seconds
You hunt for startups, run financial models, and pitch M&A targets to boards. It is mostly just email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the vibe of a founder during a stressful dinner negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots automatically ingest and index all potential target financials.
Month 5
AI agent builds the DCF model faster than your interns.
Month 10
Generative engine creates slide decks based on real-time market data.
Month 15
Predictive algorithms identify buy-targets before you even know they exist.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board approves the deal directly via the AI interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4:1
Coffee-to-pitch-deck ratio
94 percent
Slides built that nobody reads
20 per week
Hours spent on LinkedIn hunting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock screener.
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