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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou exist solely to justify meetings about meetings that never happen.
Strategic architect of slides nobody remembers reading.
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Closing deals faster than your bonus shrinks.
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You identify potential company acquisitions and draft partnership agreements based on financial models and internal strategic goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is clearly hungover.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI organizes your due diligence documents without losing half the files.
Month 7
Smart models replace your messy Excel sheets with perfect data snapshots.
Month 14
Legal-tech agents write the partnership contracts you usually struggle to finish.
Month 23
Vision models create slide decks that are actually readable and concise.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board stops taking meetings and trusts the black-box acquisition algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
42
Slides produced weekly
500:1
Coffee-to-deal ratio
Zero
Meaningful outputs
Your severance
A one-month LinkedIn Premium subscription and some stale bagels.
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