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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsMining for growth strategy when the only resource left is you.
Senior VP of finding companies to bury money in.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining M&A targets without the human overhead.
oof.youAI▸ DEALSMITH AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal buyout value in seconds
You hunt for acquisitions and negotiate mineral rights. You manage spreadsheets of geological data and board expectations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a board member is lying about their risk tolerance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time drill data into predictive valuation models.
Month 6
Acquisition filters replace your intuition for spotting gold reserves.
Month 13
Algorithms begin drafting initial purchase agreements without legal input.
Year 1.9
An AI interface presents growth strategies directly to stakeholders.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the deal-flow automates fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
2000 liters
Coffee consumed
62 percent
Bad deal risk
5000 units
PowerPoint slides per year
Your severance
A gold-plated calculator you cannot actually use.
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