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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour salary is just a very expensive subscription to meetings.
High-level pivot architect with zero operational capacity.
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Decisions without the need for consensus.
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optimizes quarterly profit through algorithmic layoffs
Strategizing, budget allocation, and pivot-based performance reviews. You mostly just nod while others prepare the slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can fire someone with a guilty conscience.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors identify which of your status meetings contain zero actionable data.
Month 5
Algorithms reallocate your department funds based on historical ROI instead of lunch-time conversations.
Month 10
Generative models produce all quarterly strategy decks based on live database metrics.
Month 17
The AI starts signing your emails with a slightly more efficient tone than you.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system autonomously executes the quarterly business pivot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
Negative
Annual Synergy Output
4,200
Emails Not Read
89%
Efficiency Lost in Calls
Your severance
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