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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend ten hours cutting one minute of redundant corporate philosophy.
Professional assembler of corporate buzzwords and talking heads.
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Final cut without the human fatigue.
wheee!you▸ CUTMASTER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocuts long winded ceo manifestos into soundbites
Syncing multi-cam interview footage and scrubbing through endless hours of b-roll to hide bad audio transitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge when a pause in an interview feels meaningful rather than just silent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI aligns audio and video across all cameras instantly.
Month 3
Natural language models identify the best quotes for the narrative.
Month 6
Vision models match stock footage to keywords in the audio.
Month 9
Neural engines unify the look of disparate lighting environments automatically.
Month 13 · D-Day
The render button is now the only thing left to press.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average cuts per minute
180
Minutes of B-roll per good shot
100%
Human emotional fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software replacing you.
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