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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting the next crash while your own career slowly flatlines.
Senior data-wrangler, professional guesser of market trends.
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Guessing market trends with perfect math.
oof.youAI▸ ECONOPREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible growth scenarios
You build complex financial models and write market outlook reports to justify boardroom decisions that happen anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board with a straight face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull market data automatically into central repositories.
Month 4
AI agents run millions of simulations to replace manual spreadsheets.
Month 8
Large language models write market reports faster than any human.
Month 12
Management begins trusting algorithmic outputs over subjective human opinions.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced with a dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Average charts per week
Zero
Accuracy of 2008 prediction
95%
Time spent in spreadsheets
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