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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsConverting your personality into a standardized slide deck for the masses.
Professional cat herder of internal corporate messaging.
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Automated onboarding for the uninspired.
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delivers mandatory training while nobody listens
You coordinate new hire training and product launch materials. Your day is filled with emails and video calls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a new hire is lying about reading the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now sort and answer your standard training queries.
Month 5
Generative models build your training decks from product technical specs.
Month 10
AI hosts your training sessions with perfectly timed enthusiasm.
Month 15
Tracking software replaces your progress spreadsheets with live dashboards.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your credentials expire permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
84
Emails per day
Critical
Zoom fatigue index
99 percent
Average onboarding boredom
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final Zoom call.
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