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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou specialize in ending careers; it is time for yours to conclude.
Professional executioner of middle-management dreams and stable pensions.
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Systemic termination without the awkward exit interview.
oof.you▸ REDUNDANCYENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your user profile across all systems
You identify organizational waste and streamline workflows by firing humans. Now the system identifies your role as the ultimate point of redundancy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the cold, detached smile during a final layoff meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The algorithm maps your specific tasks against existing enterprise software capabilities.
Week 9
Your own historical output is compared against the efficiency of a recursive script.
Month 3
An automated system sends your own termination notice to your inbox from your account.
Month 5
Your credentials are scrubbed while you are in the middle of drafting a memo.
Month 6 · D-Day
The algorithm assumes full control of the entire corporate restructuring workflow indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
12/hour
Human Termination Throughput
99.9%
Bureaucratic Loophole Detection
0%
Empathy Settings
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent department.
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