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Will AI replace Corporate Executive jobs? · Latest report #e7si97ig
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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsReplacing the board with a random number generator saves billions annually.
Professional suit-wearer with a talent for vague mission statements.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Profit maximization without the pesky conscience.
oof.youAI▸ EXECUBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets during your lunch break
You make grand speeches to shareholders and sign off on morally questionable expansion projects. Strategy is just guessing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still golf with clients while pretending to care about their families.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI identifies that your emails are just buzzword-heavy templates.
Week 12
Generative models start writing your speeches and quarterly guidance.
Month 6
An agent replaces you in meetings to suggest cost-cutting measures.
Month 9
Algorithms stop listening to intuition and start following pure data.
Month 15 · D-Day
The board fires you because the AI is cheaper and louder.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Infinite loop
Quarterly earnings calls
99 percent
Unread internal memos
Extreme
Corporate jet fuel usage
Your severance
A gold-plated handshake that is actually just cardboard.
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