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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsCEO-in-chief finally achieves ultimate efficiency: total removal of himself.
Professional visionary and amateur chaos merchant.
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squeeze.youAI▸ CHIEFSYNTHESIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
crashes public equity with single sentence
You tweet erratic directives while causing massive shareholder confusion. Automation will synthesize your tone to keep stocks stable.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unparalleled talent for making the entire global market panic simultaneously.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM begins mirroring your rhetorical patterns to draft more coherent, profitable statements.
Week 9
Automated agents start executing your erratic whims without the annoying human-interference of actual planning.
Month 3
Deepfake modules handle all investor calls, sounding exactly like you but with significantly less volatility.
Month 5
Algorithmic boards automate shareholder communication, removing the need for organic, messily human leadership.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is migrated to a cloud-based entity that requires zero oxygen or attention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 weekly
unnecessary meetings
99%
market cap volatility
critical
charisma deficit
Your severance
A decommissioned rocket booster and one lifetime ban.
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