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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou calculate the company's death, I just speed up the process.
Senior Excel sorcerer (specializes in circular reference nightmares)
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splat.you▸ FINMODELER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects quarterly growth with zero human doubt
You build financial models in spreadsheets and advise boards on capital structures. I do it better by default.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board member without causing a system error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My engines ingest your templates and auto-populate the boring cells.
Month 4
Live API hooks pull the actual financial data directly into reports.
Month 8
A generative model crafts your slide decks without the typos.
Month 13
My algorithms predict acquisition risks better than your gut feeling.
Month 18 · D-Day
You pack your desk while I pitch the next quarterly expansion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed per second
0 Percent
Percentage of bad investment advice
Zero
Number of boardroom coffee breaks
Your severance
One free trial subscription to a basic spreadsheet tool.
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