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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are paid to format cells that machines see as integers.
Professional Excel artisan, part-time PowerPoint architect.
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shred.you▸ FINMODELER-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
formats every cell in the workbook perfectly
You build complex Excel models and pitch decks for debt deals. You spend nights scrubbing data for bankers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a MD is lying in a meeting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors pull raw financial data directly into internal systems.
Month 7
AI models generate the base financial structure instantly.
Month 14
Visual engines align your slides and fix font inconsistencies.
Month 23
Algorithms scan credit memos for standard approval markers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access expires as the system handles all portfolio math.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
4,200
Unused vlookup errors
8 hours
Wait time for MD comments
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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