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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill six minutes for every sixty seconds of actual thought.
Corporate litigator (currently billable, soon purely archival).
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Billable hours are now a rounding error.
ow.youAI▸ LEX-BOT FINANCE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters infinite discovery in three seconds
You review vast piles of legal discovery and manage litigation risks regarding corporate financial data and internal innovations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of performative outrage required at a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software automatically tags your discovery documents by risk and privilege levels.
Month 7
Templates replace your manual redlining for standard financial compliance disclosures.
Month 16
Algorithms forecast the outcome of your discovery disputes before they reach court.
Year 2.2
Synthetic agents handle all routine discovery depositions without needing breaks or water.
Year 3 · D-Day
A single server takes over the entire corporate legal function permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
100,000x faster
Document review speed
Zero point zero
Errors per thousand pages
Fewer every day
Billable units remaining
Your severance
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