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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsPowerPoint slide decks are just expensive lullabies for tired executives.
Senior slides-builder, spreadsheet-wrangler, and professional meeting-attender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours without the human ego.
oof.you▸ CONSULT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect merger models while you sleep
You spend all day building financial models and drafting pitch decks for clients who never read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to your face in a boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI organizes your due diligence folders faster than a human intern.
Month 5
Financial modeling software builds your valuation models with zero errors.
Month 10
An agent pulls data to build your entire slide deck automatically.
Month 20
Synthesized avatars present the final results to your clients seamlessly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your firm realizes software performs your entire job without the salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
400
Slides produced per hour
Zero
Coffee intake equivalent
99 percent
Synergy buzzword density
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake.
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