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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour billable hour is the most expensive fantasy in the world.
Senior American corporate finance lawyer (mostly debt, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing global finance rounds at machine speed.
oof.youAI▸ LEXICORE DEBT ARCHITECT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes clauses that no longer matter
Drafts massive debt agreements and negotiates loan terms between global banks and giant corporations for high fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the specific shade of fear in a client's eyes during final negotiations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI flags risky drafting errors in your massive credit agreements.
Month 5
Standardized text blocks replace your manual drafting of loan terms.
Month 15
Virtual deal rooms track signatures and conditions without human intervention.
Year 2.2
The logic you used to teach juniors is now hardcoded.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The firm realizes the software costs less than your retainer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42 cups
Coffee consumption per deal
1800 annually
Billable hours wasted
112 versions
Draft versions of one clause
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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