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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPredicting the company’s future is easier when the AI owns it.
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The spreadsheet that predicts reality instead of guessing.
splat.you▸ BUDGETMIND V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises cash flow by deleting departments
You build complex Excel models to forecast budgets for teams that ignore them. You then explain why.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about the budget with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The AI links directly to your accounting software for live updates.
Month 5
Your manual Excel spreadsheets are replaced by real-time cloud forecasting agents.
Month 9
The system automatically pings team leads for reports without your intervention.
Month 14
The AI runs ten thousand budget simulations while you get coffee.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system presents the budget directly to the CEO, bypassing you entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Spreadsheet errors per month
63%
Forecasting accuracy
18 hours
Time spent in budget meetings
Your severance
One free trial of your own spreadsheet tool.
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