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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts waiting for a script to delete them.
Corporate spreadsheet warrior and meeting-room survivor.
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You draft financial models and build slide decks for investment committees. You reconcile large datasets in complex Excel files.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their liquidity during a tense call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts scrub your CSV files before you even open them.
Month 4
Financial models are built by AI agents using live market data.
Month 8
Slide decks populate themselves directly from your database outputs.
Month 13
AI identifies risks and summaries faster than any committee meeting.
Month 18 · D-Day
The corporate finance department runs entirely on cloud-native compute instances.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2
Spreadsheet errors per week
78%
Time spent in meetings
High
Human decision bias variance
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