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Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour expensive lunches and selective silence are easily emulated by algorithms.
Professional ghost, keeper of secrets, and frequent billable diner.
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The quietest room you will never enter.
help!youAI▸ DIPLOMAT-G7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters secrets into encrypted unrecoverable logs
You manage business operations, entertain partners to build trust, and bury sensitive corporate secrets.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know which glass of wine makes the board member actually listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated sentiment analysis flags risks before you even pour the wine.
Month 7
AI systems automatically redact secrets across all internal communications channels.
Month 16
Virtual agents mimic your persona to maintain trust with key partners.
Year 2.2
Operational logic is hard-coded, removing the need for your human judgement.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your expense reports forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
42
Partner dinners per quarter
0.02%
Confidentiality breach risk
99.99%
Operations uptime target
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-end steakhouse.
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