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June 5, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill for reading emails that a plugin can summarize instantly.
Corporate lawyer, expert at turning 'no' into paragraphs.
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filters legal liabilities in milliseconds
You draft board minutes, review complex contracts, and manage high-stakes litigation risk for the company's executive leadership team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense which board member is about to go rogue.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI plugin summarizes every legal email and contract for leadership.
Month 5
Software updates all standard contracts to the latest company risk appetite.
Month 13
Governance bot writes the board minutes before the meeting ends.
Year 1.9
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Year 2.6 · D-Day
The legal department is now a single, silent server in the basement.
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