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November 5, 2026
In 2 weeksYour career path was just a trust fund with a job title.
Professional attendee of important-sounding meetings about nothing.
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Inheritance logic without the awkward DNA requirements.
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automates quarterly board meeting golf games
Occupies executive desks based on genetic affiliation while pretending to handle strategic oversight. Effectively delegates all actual labor to middle management.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still maintain a straight face while discussing your personal struggle with meritocracy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
An LLM begins drafting your emails to mimic the specific cadence of your family surname.
Day 5
Video-synthesis software replaces your presence on Zoom calls with a higher-fidelity version of yourself.
Day 8
Predictive analytics systems make corporate choices that historically required your gut feeling but now require math.
Day 11
Wealth management bots bypass your account access to optimize your portfolio for actual productivity.
Week 2 · D-Day
A digital certificate of closure is generated, making your professional existence formally redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.9%
Infinity
Coffee breaks
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Merit-based decisions
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that doesn't exist.
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