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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate Idler jobs? · Latest report #y3cbskun
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour most productive task is being marked as an unauthorized process.
Professional ghost in the machine.
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Turning your inactivity into server uptime.
squeeze.youAI▸ IDLEGUARD V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects mouse jiggler activity instantly
You spend your shift avoiding work by masquerading as busy. The system has noticed your lack of output.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an uncanny ability to look busy while doing nothing for hours.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Background software begins tracking your actual click patterns.
Week 9
The system maps your exact methods for appearing productive.
Month 3
Automated macros begin generating fake activity reports for you.
Month 5
The AI learns to mimic your specific style of doing nothing.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the script takes over completely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
98%
Time spent doing absolutely nothing
42%
Keyboard movement simulation accuracy
12 daily
Coffee breaks disguised as meetings
Your severance
A sincere thank you note and a blocked account.
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