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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsConverting your complex tax loopholes into simple, unfeeling binary code.
Expert in turning 200-page tax codes into pure profit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every loophole before you finish lunch.
oof.you▸ TAXLOGIC PRIME 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies tax liabilities with one click
Drafting tax incentive agreements and negotiating government grant terms. You manage regulatory compliance for massive corporate infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO realizes they overpromised on job creation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software templates replace your tedious contract redlining process instantly.
Month 5
An AI agent monitors all tax code changes 24/7.
Month 13
The machine generates optimal grant terms without human bias.
Month 20
Sensors verify actual job counts against promised tax benefits.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
Your firm completes the final migration to the digital auditor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.4%
99.9% daily
Billable hours saved
Unlimited
Loophole detection rate
Zero
Caffeine intake equivalent
Your severance
A box of pens and a very expensive fountain pen.
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