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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour expensive gut feeling is just a random number generator with hair.
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Quantifying the vague since yesterday.
split.youAI▸ INTUITIONENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates mediocre pitches with high confidence
You listen to pitches and provide subjective validation to leadership. We replaced you with a spreadsheet and a dice.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social dance of nodding while hating the CEO's ideas.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your previous feedback emails are uploaded into a pattern matching model.
Week 8
The AI learns to imitate your specific style of vague enthusiasm.
Month 3
The model starts suggesting answers before you get to the meeting.
Month 5
The CEO stops asking for your opinion and looks at the screen.
Month 6 · D-Day
The software is fully integrated and your office keycard is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.002 seconds
Average decision latency
too high
Buzzword frequency
42
Vague nods per hour
Your severance
a subscription to a random number generator website
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