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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsReplacing you with a prompt template that doesn't need coffee breaks.
Professional coffee fetcher and slide-deck formatter.
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All the grunt work, none of the networking.
glub.youAI▸ TASKFLOW INTERN-AI V3.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes infinite spreadsheets without ever complaining
You perform repetitive data entry and document formatting. You exist to be a human filter for basic tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique, human capacity to fetch lunch without a system error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart templates replace manual slide deck design.
Week 6
Scripting automates the spreadsheet population tasks.
Month 3
AI agents handle standard internal chat queries.
Month 4
Calendar agents optimize meeting times autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
The intern role is permanently archived as legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero seconds
Coffee run time
99.99 percent
Spreadsheet accuracy
Total integration
Corporate culture fit
Your severance
One LinkedIn recommendation from a bot account.
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