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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate IT Administrator jobs? · Latest report #6k6grzmn
Your job has an expiration date
December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour Jira tickets are just puzzles for a bored neural network.
Professional cable-untangler and password-reset technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure control without the coffee breaks.
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMINBOT SYSTEMS V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire network remotely
You manage hardware inventories, reset forgotten passwords, and patch office servers. Your cables are messy and your patience thin.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which cable is actually unplugged by looking at the mess.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Automated security agents handle all credential recovery requests immediately.
Month 5
Autonomous background agents patch all systems without requiring scheduled downtime.
Month 12
RFID sensors monitor hardware locations and order replacements automatically.
Month 18
System logs write their own documentation in real time.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Centralized management software assumes total control of the network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Coffee consumption
Non-existent
Server downtime
Your severance
One legacy server rack and a box of dead mice.
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