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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Corporate IT Support jobs? · Latest report #m74jdspg
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsTurning it off and on again is now a fully automated feature.
Professional breaker of VPN connections and printer queues.
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Silence the helpdesk forever.
toast.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-OMNI V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every vulnerability before it exists
You reset forgotten passwords and fix broken printer drivers. You spend your days clicking through endless permission menus.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can unplug the router when the office goes quiet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts replying to basic password reset requests.
Month 4
Software gains permission to remotely restart all user workstations.
Month 8
Scripts automatically detect and fix connectivity drops without human intervention.
Month 13
Smart sensors track every asset so you stop hunting lost laptops.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and locks your administrative account forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
100 percent
Percentage of printer issues
Critical low
Human patience remaining
Your severance
One lifetime supply of canned air and thermal paste.
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