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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour career development plan has been marked for immediate deletion.
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mutes microphones during awkward silence
You lecture employees on company culture and standard operating procedures. You facilitate workshops that everyone ignores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a soul leaves the room during a presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your training manuals are ingested into an automated knowledge graph.
Month 4
AI avatars replace your voice-over work on all modules.
Month 8
Adaptive algorithms test employees and provide instant feedback loops.
Month 12
Interactive simulations replace your physical presence in conference rooms.
Month 13 · D-Day
The HR portal automatically notifies you of your career sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
98 percent
Trainees zoning out
600 yearly
Slides read verbatim
12 percent
Mandatory survey completion
Your severance
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