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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSix-minute billing increments are the only thing you actually automate well.
Junior associate (specialist in privilege logs and sleep deprivation).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
glub.youAI▸ LITIG8 PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters discovery documents with zero fatigue
You spend your youth scanning thousands of emails for keywords and drafting boring discovery responses for partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a partner's email tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI systems automatically categorize your discovery documents by risk level.
Month 5
Template-based software writes your discovery responses and standard motions instantly.
Month 12
Automatic trackers sync to your work to end manual time logging.
Month 19
A legal engine replaces your research hours with high-speed case matching.
Year 2 · D-Day
The firm realizes human billable hours are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
2400
Annual billable hours
6 liters
Coffee intake
94%
Drafts rejected by partners
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress pillow.
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