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Will AI replace Corporate Law Junior Associate jobs? · Latest report #g8677gmy
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments while AI writes the actual contract clauses.
Junior associate (currently drowning in a sea of PDFs)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now a memory.
oof.youAI▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes ten thousand legal documents overnight
You draft endless contract redlines and conduct exhaustive document review. Your life is consumed by closing binders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your partner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan your discovery piles in mere seconds.
Month 4
Your redlines are now just clicks in a browser plugin.
Month 8
Automated systems assemble your binders before you reach the office.
Month 13
Standard contracts are generated by AI without a single human.
Month 19 · D-Day
The firm realizes you are just a high-cost overhead item.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
85
Average weekly hours
0.0001%
Redline errors caught
Excessive
Coffee intake
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium coffee delivery service.
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